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2009-07-12
曾经的记忆——校园英语剧之梁山伯与祝英台(搞笑) - [达斯维德]
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Liang shanbo & Zhu yintai
SCENE 1
Aside: The story began three years ago. Liang Sanbo and Zhu Yingtai both went to study in New Oriental English School on Xinnan Road near No.7 high school of Chengdu. With the help of Miss Huang Manli, Liang shanbo gained great progress in making speeches.
However, Zhu Yingtai dreamed of studying abroad, and being a anchor. Finally, Zhu did a great job in GRE, enrolled by the Columbia University. Our story started this day, in the ShuangLiu International Airport, where Zhu Yingtai was ready to check in and get on aboard. (music:伏尔加河的纤夫)
L: Yingtai, I love so much. I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean, the moon stands for my heart!
Z: Stop, stop, stop! I’ve told you seven times don’t express yourself with that revolting words! I feel disgusted about that! Now let’s talk about something meaningful. Remember to send me money, Miss me every single day! Don’t divide your heart into pieces and give it to other girls!
L: Time can prove everything!
Z:Ok! Where’s my phone? MP4? Perfume? Credit card? Cash? Luggage?
Z: Bye! Oh! One thing I’ve forgotten! If you earn enough money in two years, I’ll probably marry you! Bye!(Music:I love you)
SCENE 2
Aside: Liang Shanbo can’t bear the agony of missing Zhu yingtai. so he return to New Oriental school and work in GRE. Finally he had his dream come. So he set foot in America. However, he would feel disappointed
L. Yintai, is that you?
M: Who are you? Do you know him?
Z: Maybe he is a beggar, give me 5 minutes, I’ll make it!
M: Ok.
L: Yingtai, I miss you so much. I miss you every minute and every second! Dear, are you listening to me?
Z: Listen, Liang shanbo! I have something important to tell you. I does matter the happiness of both of us.
L: You have decided to marry me, haven’t you?
Z: On the contrary, we are not born-matched, namely, I hope you forgive and forget me. I’m not the only one in your life, so you’d better find a better girl!
L: What? Pardon? Don’t play jokes about me!
Z: No! I’m serious!
L: You once asked me to wait for you! You mustn’t break your promise.
Z: But nothing lasts forever! Eternity only exists in fictions! I’ve met a more suitable boy.(雷声)
L: So, is that he?
Z: Actually. He’s so handsome, so strong, so rich and ……….
L: Let’s go!
M: Hei, stop! who are you? Who is he?
Z: In fact…..he is my former boyfriend. But now I love you!
M: Got it! Who are you guy?
L: my name is liang shanbo!
M: Liang shanbo? Look at you. This pair of shoes. Double star! And this , you buy in lotus lake? Listen! She is mine , you’d better leave right now!
L: Who do you think you are?
K: Wait. Have a nice day with your girl friend! It is my turn!
M: Thank you!
(Fight!!!)
SCENE 3
Aside: Zhu Yingtai’s betrayal deeply hurt Liang Shanbo’s heart. He promised he would kill the girl to rebuild dignity of a seven-feet-high man!
Liang Shanbo asked two of his kingdergarten-mates who has joined 黑帮 in America to give a lesson to Ma Wencai and take his girl back. Meanwhile, Ma Wencai and Zhu Yingtai are on their way visiting the Yellowstone Park.
Ma: Oh, dear Zhu, you are my goddess, you are my sunshine! You are the melody in my heart. I will go anywhere for you. I will be always by your side whenever you call me! Am…If it is not raining.
Zhu: …..Ok…Please convince me that you love me.
Ma: Tell me, my goddess, how can I win you heart.
Zhu: It’s easy, if you can prove that you are a hero.
Ma: That’s easy! Oh...my…
(Bang!!!)
TerrorA: Every body put up your hands or I don’t ensure your security!! TerrorB:Now I am the master of the bus and all you need to do is to obey my order! You,stand up. Hand out all your IC ID IQ cards. Be quick!
Zhu: Now, it’s a chance to prove your justice. Beat them and kick their hips then I would believe your courage! (In a low voice)
Ma: Am….Actually, I don’t think it’s a good way to solve the problem. I mean I’m a gentleman; I shouldn’t be that violent…
Zhu: I am……disappointing.
Ma: (Stand up and rush up to the terrorists) You rubbishes! I will punish you representing the moon!!
TerrorA: Boom!? Who are you
Ma: My name is Ma wencai.
Terror: You are Ma wencai? She is Zhuyintai?
M: Yes,is she beautiful?
TerrorA: We’ve found you for long time!
Ma: Oh, please ,please forgive me; I’m a glorious Chinese citizen. I have an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old kid in my family.
Terror: That’s easy, We can forgive you, but I will take your girlfriend. It’s the order from my boss.
Ma: You are kidnapping!!
Terror:(Boom!) I am not a patient man. This is your last chance.
Ma: I…..Ok, I will obey your will.
Zhu: Ma Wencai, I’ve never expected that you are such a……
Ma: Yingtai, I love you, but I love myself better…So, I am sorry…
Zhu: Ma, I hate you!!!
SCENE 4
Aside: Very soon, Zhu yintai was taken to Liang shanbo’s home.
L: Ha-ha! (music:命运交响曲) We meet again! Where’s the eunuch Ma Wencai? I’m the king of the world!
Z: No, Shanbo! Please forgive me. Once a time, there was a true love in front of me, but I didn’t cherish it, If I was to meet him again. I wish to say that I love you! If there is a question that how long this love can last, the question is ten thousand years! (music: “ only you”)
L: (sing “right here waiting”) wherever you go, whatever you do………I will be right here killing you. I am so clever a man, how could you deceive me twice!
Z: I don’t want to die! But how can I survive...Yes! I should pretend to die, then I have opportunity to escape! Shanbo, I’ll do it by myself! I love you! Zhu yintai took out a bottle of fake poison, and drank it.
L: No!!!!!!Yintai! How can you leave me! All I have done is to prove if you still love me! Why does the God treat me so cruel! Yingtai, the only thing that could I do is to be with you…
Z:(get up!)Such a pig! Where is his money?(music:梁祝)
Aside: Suddenly, Liang shanbo found himself transformed into a bee! So he decide to take revenge on Zhuyintai.
Instead of being a couple of butterflies, they became two lovely bees. Later a moving love story step on stage of the history in China. Everyone consider them born-match!
END
P.S: Playwright: Daniel Quan & Max Cao
Director: Suzy Shi & Max Cao
Aside: Douby Luo Liang shanbo: Daniel Quan
Zhu yintai: Kate Gao Ma wencai:Max Cao
King boxing: Xie yu Robber: Zhang Chi & Zhong Xiang
Others: Ren Jie & Zhou Yu & Yangli & SongHaiyu
Music: Yang Yang
Made by Class 9!!!
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